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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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