What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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