- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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