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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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