- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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