What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Pickles are moist.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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