- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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