- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread