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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call an arab ?

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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