a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A man walked into a bar owch

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Justin with a hat.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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