Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Read a Book.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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