- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Tommy got neutered.

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