- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar owch

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A man did not like this site

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How high is the sky? True or False

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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