Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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