- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

How old are you? 7

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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