Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Honk if you're Amish!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An anti-joke

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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