- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Ham sandwich

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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