knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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