Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

No soap radio

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What is 9+10? 19

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Once upon a time, The end.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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