how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats funnier than 24, 69

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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