What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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were at work systems r down

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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womens rights

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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