- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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