- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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