Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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