- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Waffles ate my grandma

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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