Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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i found waldo.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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