- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

sky's sty

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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