Knock knock. Get out!!

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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