What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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