Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

wenis

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Chlamydia

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A fat guy!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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