Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Kys

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

noah is a scrub jungle

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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