- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Who is John Galt?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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