Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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A Fat Kenyan

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Anti Joke

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