What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

I enjoy Popcorn

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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