here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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I'm Coming

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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