- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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