How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Justin Bieber.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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black people

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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