What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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