- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

mikey is cute

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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