Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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