Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Mahmy

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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