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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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