- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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