- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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