What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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star wars kid

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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