What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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