Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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