- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Knock knock come in.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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