I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

knock knock come in !

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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