If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I'm rick james bitch

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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