Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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