If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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This is an anti-joke.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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