what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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