- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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