what you get time to go with? - a clock

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penis in the camel

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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dat shoe shine tho

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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poopoo

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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No!

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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