Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Manchester City

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Politics

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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www.xnxx.com

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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