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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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