- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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