Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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PENIS

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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were you expecting a joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Women drivers...

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