When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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