- Anti Joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

haha Otarts was here

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Women's rights

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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