what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

I'm homeless.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

i killed my family

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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