Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Your big dick.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

star wars kid

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

i hate non minorities!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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