- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

what's black and can't swim?

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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