- Anti Joke

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's worse than this That :(

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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