- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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