Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Women's rights

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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