- Anti Joke

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What's blue? The sky.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.