Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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