- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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