- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Andoni was here

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??