- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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