what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

I'm Coming

Women's rights

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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