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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Did you know? . You already know!

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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