Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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