Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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alert("Hello");

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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