Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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