- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats up and also down? your mum

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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