- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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