Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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I have a horse.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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