- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

There was an american man on the way to work.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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