Christ is a conspiracy

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Charlie Sheen

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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