- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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