Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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I'm HIV positive.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Kys

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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