A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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that wall over there ->

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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