The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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VITAMIN C!

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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