Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A bar walks into a man

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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