Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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10inch nice

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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