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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A fat guy!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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