Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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