- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Cancer.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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