- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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