- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

pobody's nerfect

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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