Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Terraria

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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