- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Fine, ladies first.

what do you call a black guy african american

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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