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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What is older than history?

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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