- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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