What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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