What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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