2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why so serious ?

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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