- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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