- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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