- Anti Joke

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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