This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Male leadership.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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