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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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