What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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