What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

womens rights.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

salad days!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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