What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

XD Jackass.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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