What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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