Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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