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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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I'm rick james bitch

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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I love alchohol!

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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people magazine

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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