A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Major League Soccer

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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