- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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