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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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