- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Gretta has five legs? -no

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A Chinese man fails a math test

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Morning wood.

i hate non minorities!

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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